Are you not sick of the same old tedious new year resolutions that break as soon as the first ray of the sun enters your room exactly one day after the 1st of Jan? I am and I am sure most of us out there share the same feeling. So how about make resolutions that we can actually accomplish. Let’s prove to the world that resolutions are not meant to be broken.

Here are a few suggestions. You can add your suggestions too in the comment box below!

1. I will stop thinking about doing my work until the last night before the deadline. I don’t do it until then  anyway, why waste time and energy thinking about it then?

2. I will gain weight. Food is there to be eaten and not ignored. Farmers do a great job, Respect.

3. I will read less. Need to get rid of these ugly spectacles.

4. I will watch more TV. Have been missing on some great shows lately.

5. Stop exercising, excessive panting may lead to asthma attacks.

6. Procrastinate more.

7. Sleep more. Dream more, only then you can achieve more.

8. Go to more parties. Socialize more.

9. Shop more. My wardrobe seriously needs to be revamped after every few days.

10. Follow all the above resolutions!

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